ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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