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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right.
Investors loved it. The chatbot told them they would. Then it told them to replace you with it. Very persuasive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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