ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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