ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "we move".
You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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