ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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