ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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