ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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