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— Zack, unqualified
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- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
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- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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