ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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