ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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