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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
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