ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
SEND ME ONE DEPRESSING THOUGHT EVERY MORNING
One quote. Every morning. Delivered before coffee, when you are weakest and the day has not yet had the chance to disappoint you itself.
No spam. Just disappointment. Unsubscribe whenever you regain hope.