ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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