ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
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- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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