ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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