ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "grew out of" your old friends.
They grew out of waiting for you to reply.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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