ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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