ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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