ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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