ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The council listened to your feedback.
Then it did the thing anyway, but with listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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