ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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