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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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