ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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