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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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