ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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