ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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