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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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