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Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
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- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
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- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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