ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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