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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
TUESDAY, 20 JUNE 1967
Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something.
You do that at work for free.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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