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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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