ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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