ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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