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You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
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- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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