ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway.
Written down first, so the guilt has paperwork.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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