ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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