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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Growing old is mandatory.
Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later. Nothing happened.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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