ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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