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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Tomorrow is a fresh start.
Your problems have the new address. They've already moved in.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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