ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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