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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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