ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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