ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a type.
You have a pattern. Your friends have a group chat about it. You're not in it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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