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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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