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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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