ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mistakes were made.
Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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