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MONDAY, 23 SEPTEMBER 1968
Move fast and break things.
You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
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