ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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