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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending in y, right up until the all-hands where they mention you in the past tense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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