ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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